pee-whirly

A kinetic energy device that spins when urinated on - created to make peeing more enjoyable. A pee-whirly looks like a pinwheel or propeller.

Did you see the pee-whirly in that urinal? It lit up like a christmas tree and played music when I peed on it.

by tbagusmaximus July 15, 2010

pee paw margory daw

A cute way to say you're heading for a piss =)

I'll be back. Just going for a pee paw margory daw darling

by deehitcher October 23, 2010

Pee Gravity

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012

pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.

**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me

by just trying to educate america June 18, 2012

Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013

pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013

Pee Pee Hugger

Hugging a males penis with the area in or around your vagina. You could also seriously hug the penis with a warm embrace of your arms.You could also hug the penis with your lips and feet.

-"That girl is such a pee pee hugger"

-"Babe,you're the best pee pee hugger ever"

"pee pee hugging is my favorite thing to do on a cold winter day"

by felicia21 November 22, 2014