by simply Complicated August 28, 2016
Get the pee bumps mug.Point, evidence, explanation, repeat. The bane of every British student alive. They are there to complicate every poem, book and script ever created by making you imagine what the writer didn't mean by using a word.
PEE Paragraphs ... The writer described the curtains as "blue" because it has connotations of life and water. NO THE WRITER DESCRIBED THE CURTAINS AS BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING BLUE
by Language of the people August 2, 2016
Get the pee paragraphs mug.The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.
By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.
by AuraGun July 24, 2016
Get the pee quake mug.A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.
Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013
Get the pee funnel mug.When you're in a public bathroom (or a similar place) that makes you so uncomfortable you're unable to pee.
I had to go to the bathroom after the movie, but it was too many people there so I got pee paralysis and couldn't go.
by anonypseudonymous November 21, 2011
Get the pee paralysis mug.pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023
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"He got kidney failure participating in No Pee August"
"He got kidney failure participating in No Pee August"
by Blackman267231 August 2, 2023
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