/'kabij paCH/
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 4, 2017
Get the Cabbage Patchmug. by Romeo9794 April 13, 2010
Get the Bitch Patchmug. by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023
Get the Rough patchmug. Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022
Get the Patchedmug. a woman's Pubic Hair that grows natural, but is much larger than the ordinary patch. Basically, it looks like a patch bomb went off on her crotch.
by shadow October 8, 2003
Get the patch bombmug. by DaddyDolo June 29, 2022
Get the Patch Upmug. by fuckoffdick December 12, 2010
Get the patch of infinitymug.