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Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40
"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"
by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
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stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.
Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.
by Shit paper March 15, 2019
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Parents

The people who ruin your life because they won't let you play fortnite
you: can i play fortnite
Parents: no study you moron
by Golden pro December 27, 2018
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rewind parents

Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.
Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.
by sword2fish June 19, 2018
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3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.
My 3rd parent is coming to my game.
by Septdee June 22, 2018
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Dominic Jeannote-Parent

The kind of person that always asks for skins to his beloved friends, most people named Dominic Jeannote-Parent tend to love losing bets and having no money in his bank account. Most Dominic's are Tall and have diabetes. They mostly have eye problems so they need to wear glasses, that's where it becomes weird because their eyes become too small and even a normal human being (not a Dominic) can't see these tiny eyes, sadly.
Dominic Jeannote-Parent is always asking me for CS:GO skins and I am very tired.
by dinglydong August 1, 2018
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parental narcissist

refers to (noob) parents that are so overly cautious when their with their kid that they look at everybody that "looks like" they don't have kids and everything else around them as a potential threats to their child's safety to the point where it seems down right narcissistic because they shun other people in doing so just because they don't have kids.
a single guy see his neighbor and says hows it going the neighbor gives off a cautious vibe and looks down on the single guy so the single guy calls his neighbor a parental narcissist under his breath then proceeds to commit adultery with his neighbors wife on Monday
by superiorbreed August 21, 2018
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