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power fap

A successful masturbatory session lasting less than 10 minutes, typically performed between other daily activities and before dates or other outings to brighten one's mood, release sexual tension, quell boredom, kill time, calm the nerves, get a healthy glow going, or for any number of other reasons.
James used his fifteen to grab a power fap and buy a soda before returning to work.

After getting ready to go out, Shannon squeezed in a power fap while waiting for her date to pick her up.

Jane was early for work, so she got a quick power fap in in the car outside before going in.
by buttcheeks_mcgee October 14, 2009
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Powdered Butt Syndrome

A condition which arises when a son attempts to give advice to his parents, but the parents refuse to listen to him for no other reason but that he is their son.
I tried to convince my parents to save for retirement, but they don't want to hear it from me. It's a bad case of Powdered Butt Syndrome.
by skimikaze November 11, 2009
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Harambe Power Thrust

When a male jumps from a tree with an erect penis, and lands in the vagina of his partner.
I harambe power thrusted mirissa yesterday.
by Shroom square August 23, 2016
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Power Kingdom

another name for the city of Poughkeepsie. Used mostly by rap artists and gangsters that chill, visit or just represnt Poughkeepsie.
BasIll-"yo son, where you rep?"

Taggert-" yo my dude, you know I rep that Power Kindom of course,cheaa. Holla!!

BasIll- " oh word! me too son!!

I was born and raised in the Power Kingdom.
by Aaron - YT January 29, 2006
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brain-power

An increasingly popular pump up song among the streamers of Twitch.tv which incites all members of Twitch Chat to exclaim in glory:
"O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA"
Twitch Chat: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ brain-power ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
tyler1: hehe xd
Twitch Chat: O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
by L0rdSnug11es June 3, 2016
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Power Stool

A Power StoolShit is when you have to shit so bad you couldn't drive a nail up your ass with a sledgehammer, usually because you have not dropped a Steamer Poop Crap in 3 or 4 days.
Dude, speed it up a bit,I feel a Power Stool coming on that will totaly fuck up the shithouse at Wal*Mart when we get there. Cleveland Air Freshener
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
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power brunch

An unusually long midday weekend meal, popularized by the gay community and characterized by excessive mimosa drinking, gossip and inside jokes. Occasionally followed by more drinking at a secondary (and sometimes tertiary) location.
Steve: Are we power brunching on Sunday?
Vivica: Does the pope wear a funny hat?
by The Fourth Roy April 11, 2013
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