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joanne parker

the rather beastly woman that will fight better than a man. She treasures her family very much and always says yes if mums say no. She likes animals but normally the exotics are her fave. She is a dog person and often owns the bull terriers.
by Dicysoy September 19, 2023
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Parker

Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!
Damn Parker is so confident in himself. How did I get so lucky?
by Maddie1833 October 20, 2019
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Parker

The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.
Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
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Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌
Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah

*talks for a little to help*
by Rhianna Jade November 1, 2019
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A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.
Person #1:Ew look it’s “Parker”
Person#2:He’s the one with 10 girlfriends right?
Person#1:Yup.
by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019
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Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity
Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno
by Richard Penis November 5, 2019
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To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”
Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”
by anonymous December 5, 2020
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