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one hit wonder weed by selley November 22, 2004
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one hand clapping
A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.
Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
one hand clapping by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012
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One Tree Hill
One of the best shows on tv with one of the hottest guys on tv!! a must see for any fans of The O.C. or Gilmore Girls
One Tree Hill by jackie July 21, 2008
one man one jar
The sickest crap of a video on the internet, it is basically the toned down version of the pain Olympics video of a guy that scrapes his penis off with a carrot grater. It is evidently similar to two girls one cup, only with one guy and he doesn't crap in the cup.
"Bro I saw one man one jar!" Other guy: "No way! You know the part where he sits on the whole thing and it breaks and he pulls the shards out of his bleeding anus?"
one man one jar by well it really depends... September 18, 2013
one man show
1. (adj.) refers to someone who runs everything.
2. (v.) in university ling, refers to someone who has no girlfriend, and thus masturbates.
2. (v.) in university ling, refers to someone who has no girlfriend, and thus masturbates.
1. "He does the hiring, he manages the money... its a one man show!"
2. Guy 1: "Does Jimmy have a girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "No dude. He's running a one man show, if you know what I mean."
2. Guy 1: "Does Jimmy have a girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "No dude. He's running a one man show, if you know what I mean."
one man show by uniboi September 8, 2005
one hit shit
An exceptionally powerful and high quality type of cannabis. To be one hit shit, the bud has to be good enough to get you decently high after only one hit.
I have encountered the legendary one hit shit. My friend the weed dealer a lot of something called Jamaican AK. One night, three guys, he, and I smoked five or six bowls (I forget) of this, myself having about ten hits of this over the course of two hours (I had already had a few hits of chronic beforehand). I was very fucked up, let me tell you that. It would have been fun had I not also felt like shit (high temperature/heart beat).
I was tripping for real on the one hit shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who's face was made of guacamole.
My friend Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit shit."
I was tripping for real on the one hit shit. Closed eye visuals and mental visions up the arse. I looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. The night sky was full of green stars. My field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. I went inside, crashed and watched TV that I couldn't understand, and I started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. I rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who's face was made of guacamole.
My friend Kevin and I thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn't be the case (PCP and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are ALWAYS tested). Then I told the weed dealer friend. "That wasn't laced," he said. "That was from my private stash. That was one hit shit."
one hit shit by Ober May 28, 2004
one hun'ed
To let the person you're talking to know that you are being serious. To keep it real. No fakeness. No lying. Be truthful.
One hun'ed is the correct spelling BC no one says one hundred. Hun'ed sounds more like hunted without the "t" so these should be an apostrophe in its place.
One hun'ed is the correct spelling BC no one says one hundred. Hun'ed sounds more like hunted without the "t" so these should be an apostrophe in its place.
DJ: Yo. One female, she looks familiar, dude. She real looking familiar, man. You know you my boy. We keep it one hun'ed. We savages. We grimy. You already know what it is my dude.
Ray-J: Which one!????
DJ: Luscious.
Ray-J: Ahhh. She smashed the homie! ....... Thanks for keeping it one hun'ed with me my dude.
DJ: I got you.
Ray-J: Which one!????
DJ: Luscious.
Ray-J: Ahhh. She smashed the homie! ....... Thanks for keeping it one hun'ed with me my dude.
DJ: I got you.
one hun'ed by thatboyjay April 22, 2011