Poop sock

Something that is hidden under everyone’s bed just Incase they have to drop a load in the middle of the night, and don’t wanna get up

Mom: why is there a sock of of poop under your bed

Me: mom that’s just my poop sock

by GekyumesDad May 6, 2019

poop log

a piece of poop resembling a wooden log.

not diarrhaea.

long solid mass of feces.

Justin shit out an unbelievable poop log.

Eric had a hard time pushing out the poop log.

by Pedro2 March 14, 2007

poop haze

cigar guts or the tobacco removed from a cigar that is trying to be passed off as haze.

Shane: check out this haze i just bought!!!

Mike: Wow asshole, you just got hustled, thats not weed its poop haze

by Gabe Jow January 6, 2008

poop-nipple

noun.

1. the tip on a pile of poop
2. opposite of the icing on a cake, poop-nipple describes exacerbation on top of an already shitty situation. It is similar to the salt in "rubbing salt on the wound" and the kick in "kick them while they are down".

3. an unsympathetic person.

1. The google poop emoticon, ~@~, has a poop-nipple on top.
2. the break-up is the poop-nipple of an already terrible week.
3. that jerk is being a poop-nipple.

by The Shindig December 6, 2011

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011

a poops mcgee

n. A massive error on one's part, usually involving a last second decision that drastically alters the situation.

That guy took a bullet for me, and I was wearing a bullet-proof vest...totally a poops mcgee!

by The Jrab December 28, 2005

Jesus Poop

When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.

It is referred to as a "JP" for short.

May is the official National JP Month

Jesus poops help save the world, by enabling the person to reuse toliet paper.

by Habu May 2, 2008