mary's house

when the bad guy is coming after you in a scary movie and you're hauling ass and he still catches up to you even though you're walking. He cut through mary's house.

Bob-Man before you kill me, how the hell did you catch up to me when you were walking and i was running for my life?
Killer- oh that's easy i just cut through mary's house.
Bob-I hate mary

by Pancakenipple February 25, 2011

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Individual House

An insult that can be used to confuse the opponent.

They'll be speechless...

person 1: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. GET LOST
person 2: WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST, YOU INDIVIDUAL HOUSE!
PERSON 1: WHA-???
PERSON 2: SHOVE YOUR INSULTS WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

by a_human_on_the_internet June 2, 2018

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A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

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house marm

person who needs to stay home lookin the way they do!

that house marm should not be in pj's at the supermarket

by cshawnrun November 29, 2010

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Sell the House

What you say when things go so wrong that there's no chance that they could get better or when you mess something up to the point that you cant fix it. Saying this is usually accompanied by throwing your hands in the air and turning away. This is usually an over-reaction.

"Hey, I just spilled sour milk all over the carpet... Screw it, sell the house!"

"I think I left my kid at the grocery store... Sell the house!"

by IThinkImFunny June 11, 2013

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