Nonce

Means. Nothing now because everyone has been called it at least once

You're a nonce

by Whoknowsaye May 10, 2025

Noncey

Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey

Alex is noncey

by NextJen June 29, 2025

nonce

Somebody who is known for sexually harassing or molesting children

Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!

by anonymous September 1, 2025

nonce

British slang, usually used to call someone a pedophile but generally seen as just a general insult

Pub guy 1: Liverpool isn't even that good mate, Man united could beat them in a second!
Pub guy 2: oh shut up ya nonce, Liverpool's the best!

Person 1: Did you hear about the Kendrick and Drake beef?
Person 2: yeah, who would have guessed that Drake's a nonce?

by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025

Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others as pedophiles

"oi, mate, yer a fookin' nonce!
I 'eard it from somewhere or summat, ya nonce!"

by Bong hater December 1, 2025

Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others of their own pedophilia

"Oi mate! I 'ears YER a fookin' nonce!"

by Bong hater December 4, 2025

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017