Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
by pan handel sucker January 12, 2018
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/pan

When someone says this after a sentence it just means they are panicked about something, they aren't yelling at you, they are yelling because they are panicing.
Person 1: You dropped my diamonds infront of people! /pan
Person 2: Oops-
by TrySamuel December 01, 2021
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pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
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pan-meta theory

Theory-of-everything

Reconciles panchronicity and panchrony.
Pan-meta theory explains why color creates music in terms of reflection.
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pan-meta theory

Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.

An addendum to triene-ism.

Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.

At no point is your intention missing its components.

Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.
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pan._.star

Pan._.star is a child on TikTok, Insta, ect. They are a American TikTok user and post videos for people to enjoy
have you seen pan._.star
Yea, they look kinda young for TikTok but their ok
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