Slugs

Slugs have 4(four) noses!

"Hey Keisha, how come slugs are always running?"

"Slugs have 4(four) noses , Matt, that's why there always running!

by Snail trail detective July 7, 2022

titty slug

When you get curdled milk out of a tit.

Mama,I'm hungwe. Sorry son I've only got titty slugs.

by ALcahhal July 11, 2017

Itz Slug

Some bum who thought the "s" in the word "its" was too common and wanted to be different.

"Itz slug poopoo",

by Serpent The Bot July 6, 2021

Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.

Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

by The_see-er September 7, 2021

MUG SLUG

Female version of tea-bagging

My wife mug slugged me

by BUBBIEZ G September 12, 2025

Slug

Whore, slag, a man who says he roughly knows his body count

This man is a slug

by Mikibabe June 7, 2025

Burritto Slug

And all the burritto slugs say, i want i want i want to eat all your food! The best creatures ever. They like to snuggle and eat your lunch ;) they are amazing and give very special huggsss! When you ahev a burritto slug, you can't let it go or it will eat THE WHOLE TOWNNN! they enjoy carrots and lamberginies (sp). They are beautiful creatures that travel in packs of 2. If they are seperated then they will starve themselves and die, which would be quite unfortunate. There are 2 recorded burritto slugs on earth. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH BANANA SLUGS

THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH! THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH!

by iamaburrittoslugjealous? October 12, 2012