sand hobo

the people who go to john brown university in siloam springs

Luke, you can’t go to JBU. That school is for sand hobos.

by emergencybiter January 18, 2021

photo hobo

One who does not look as good in person as they do in their Instagram photos.

Damn, I am such a photo hobo. The Minnesota Lynx mascot on the other hand...

by theonlywnbafan January 17, 2018

Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.

See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!

by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009

hobo up

Pertaining to another's monetary Hypocrisy. To suggest to another person that they make a significant monetary contribution, donation, etc. in concert with their strongly elucidated philosophical belief, when they claim that others should do so instead of themselves.

Rich Progressive California Liberal: Man, they really oughta raise taxes on the rich to pay for that (insert absurd program with which government should not be involved.)

You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?

RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share

You: Hobo up, motherfucker

by knukles April 14, 2014

hobo nuggets

human feces where it shouldn't be, best example being on the sidewalk

while walking downtown i smelt a horrible smell and looked down just as i was stepping on a hobo nuggets. earlier that day i saw the woman who made it making this exact one right where i am standing. she made it with her bum obviously.

by ashlee l. September 11, 2013

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020