Dana Test

DNA Test

That dumb bitch cheated. Let's get on Steve Wilkos to get a Dana Test.

by Daytime TV slang January 2, 2014

Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

Test head

One of the first dicks an underage girl sucks usually a 12th grader named Dave who she met at a party. It will be recorded as one of the smallest that she will encounter in her sexual career.

Yeah Bethe got caught giving test head in Jimmy's parent guest bedroom at the party last Saturday

by Middle aged middle white male November 7, 2018

test dick

The guy who gets used by a girl to see if she is truly gay.

While I care about Kirk, he'll always be my test dick before I met Sherry.

by Redraven80 May 14, 2017

endurance test

The Act Of Willingly Allowing One's Self To Be Annoyed Without Reacting.

"Want An Endurance Test?" "Sure." "Ludludludludludludlidl!!!" *Slap Slap* "Bacawck! Bacawck!"

by Nutin' February 27, 2018

cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

by donmega January 16, 2005

Test Drive

Verb;instinct

Test driving a girl means to fuck her with the intent to gather info about her; or to see if she's a "Good Fuck". Which happens before dating.

Or just to make sure that bitch ain't crazy.

Friend 1: Yo where were you last night?
Friend 2: I was with my girl bro.

Friend 1: man I thought you guys were just chillen.

Friend 2: Nahh man I always test drive pussy before I buy it yo. I think she's good to go!

by Hart07 August 25, 2014