When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
by LS oki February 13, 2014
Get the noodle cupmug. by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017
Get the spack-noodlemug. A Wompus Noodle
(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)
is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)
is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.
by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018
Get the Wompus Noodlemug. Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite
by HansGrubah January 15, 2021
Get the Goo Noodlemug. by [rhys] January 9, 2008
Get the nub noodlemug. When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.
by Jequeese July 14, 2019
Get the Wack a noodlemug.