A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.
by bpb7695 April 10, 2019
Get the Leahy Jokemug. AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018
Get the Timeless Jokemug. Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.
Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.
Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.
Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.
Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.
Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
Get the Josh Jokemug. -James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-
James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?
Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?
James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.
James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?
Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?
James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.
by Spyridon June 30, 2018
Get the Habanero Jokemug. The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.
(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))
(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))
How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!
by LewdMaster69 October 27, 2019
Get the Drew (Joke)mug. by liamr06 March 18, 2022
Get the joke a smointmug. A joke that is very rude and offensive and should only be said inside but is told literally anywhere than inside
Person 1: what if it turns out this Japanese Genji main made a time machine and went back in time to bomb Pearl Harbor?! 😂
Person 2:nigga we outside, you shouldn’t be saying inside jokes and shit like that out here
Person 2:nigga we outside, you shouldn’t be saying inside jokes and shit like that out here
by BLINGxCR-the-pro-genji June 1, 2018
Get the Inside jokemug.