fap nap

1. Telling your roommate you are going to take a nap, but then going in and jerking off instead.

D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>

Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.

D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!

by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 16, 2010

Irish Nap

Sneakily sneaking a slumber on the wall of a bar/club solely for the purpose of regaining the energy to keep getting crunk. Best if done in twos, Indian Teepee style.

Mike and Laura are such champs. They took an Irish Nap in the Saloon and got right back to getting it pure pimp mack roller status.

by Mike Diggitty D. February 23, 2010

fat nap

A fat nap occurs when an individual sleeps with a larger person of the opposite sex but does not engage in sexual activities with this person. The fat napper, the slimmer person or individual who executes the fat nap, often awakens from this experience feeling rejuvenated and refreshed. However, there are no positive or negative side effects for the fat nappee, the larger individual in the fat nap.

Friend 1 : "Did you hook up with that fat chick last night from the party?

Friend 2: "Nawh, I just copped a fat nap and I feel great"

Friend 1: "Yeah, fat naps are like Red Bulls - they give you wings!"

by DT-ILM December 9, 2009

Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrom, or PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.

"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"

by R. Mooney April 15, 2008

death nap

like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.

Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.

by Cr1sisR3aper April 11, 2009

faux nap

The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).

Aw, I'm so tired. I think I'll faux nap and watch Braveheart.

by Noriko Firefly April 26, 2009

Sideburn Nap

When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.

Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"

Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"

Phillip "WTF!"

by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010