Wet Nap

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.

I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

nap-fro

a nappy afro or an afro that is usually unwashed and uncombed.

damn man, he really needs to wash or comb his nap-fro or he'll never get a girl

by Tia 2918 August 1, 2009

Chipper Nap

N. Like a dirt nap, chipper nap insinuates that death is imminent based on the victim's introduction to a garden or industrial wood chipping machine. In most cases, this should be considered a homicide, although for a few industrious characters maybe suicide. References the movie Fargo.

In need of quick cash, Garrett decided it was time for his sister to take the big chipper nap.

by Kenzi December 19, 2005

pooty nap

n. The process of normal defecation, specifically in the daytime. Variations include "pooty sleep," "pooty siesta," "pooty coma," etc.
Synonyms include "watching the first 10 minutes of Deuce Bigelow" and "listening to Kenny Loggins."
Antonym: a shit enema.

"I'll be right back: I need to take a pooty nap."

by the-cyrs January 10, 2008

food nap

dreaming of eating so much delicious food until you become so fat you have to roll round to walk.

man i need to food nap right now!!

by carmemocha January 17, 2009

Man nap

Man Napping is the Civilian Equivalent of the Forced Rest, that is taking a nap when it is necessary or not so, to forcefully recharge your batteries. This is generally ordered by the NCOs or Officers in your Platoon, Flight or Division.
Can be a restful and recuperative thing...

I was man napping during my shift... Got caught but I didn't get RTUed, I just caught el supremo...

by J. Michael Reiter September 6, 2005

Wet Nap

what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)

It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara

by Jake January 20, 2004