murder

something fun for the whole family!

Joe: Hey Jeff, lets murder!
Jeff: HELL YEAH!

by CrownIR1 October 20, 2022

A Murder in The Ass

A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.

I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.

by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

murder hens

The deadliest mob in Minecraft.

Person 1: Do you see that murder hen?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!

by cowsareaspeciesofcattle(good) November 8, 2022

murder club peeps

very crazy but all have meaning. there is the smart one, dumb ones the one that it just a bundle of joy the two that are a couple then there is the very small and flexible one and there is a getaway driver.

person 1 :yo look, those murder club peeps are so cool, i wish i was as close as them

person 2: yo same bro

by murder club peeps May 25, 2022

Murder

Yes please

To kill a man or woman
Hey Billy wanna commit murder?

by kingofminetn May 29, 2022

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021