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Columbine Massacre

One of the most famous school massacres in history. The two perpetrators, Reb and VoDkA, killed 13 people, left 24 injured, and scarred the lives of many, many more.

This sparked all sorts of reactions from the world- mainly horror, disgust, and shock beyond belief. But in the dark corners of the world, there are those who admire and support them, those who too hate the world and even hope to do something similar.

After the event, Columbine High School has never been the same. Most people will think of the shooting before the school. There are also plenty of strange people who pay the place a visit just because of this event.
Most of us: "The Columbine Massacre... How could they do such a thing?"

That shady kid: "The Columbine Massacre is just the beginning of our revolution."

A hybristophiliac: "I don't condone, but Reb and Vodka were sooo cute !!1!!1!11!1"
by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021
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spidey massage

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.
Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.
by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022
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emma_massa_

emma_massa_ Is cool her edits are amazing she amazing and I wish I could edit like her
You should see all of her edits they are awesome!! Her TikTok is emma_massa_
by Unknown_Boiiii June 30, 2022
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Boo Massacre

When you jump around a corner yelling "BOO" and jacking off whoever comes around the corner.
"I did a BOO massacre on Thomas"
by PanHeadSean June 30, 2022
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Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.
by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023
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Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.
John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"
by Sephium April 5, 2011
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Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
by dob293 January 1, 2013
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