Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!
This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..
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When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.
Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
Mom-jacking.
Me: I'm feeling so sick today
Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!
Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.
Me: I'm feeling so sick today
Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!
Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.
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Quite often countered with "NO U", and can be continued with a whole bunch of other versions of this.
Quite often countered with "NO U", and can be continued with a whole bunch of other versions of this.
"Youre mom gay" "NO U"
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Mother: Goodnight son!
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me
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