Minecraft YouTuber 

A YouTuber where his/her main content is mostly Minecraft. May or may not be good at making videos. This can be applied to anyone, any age, anywhere in the world. The worst examples are the pre-teen, squeaky-voiced, low talent YouTubers that probably have their microphone sensitivity too high, too low, spends 75% of the video rambling, have voices that are mostly unbearable, and most likely haven't found out about a screen recorder, so they use the worst camera in existence to record.

SkyDoesMinecraft is an example of a successful, mostly liked Minecraft YouTuber, but for every one good Minecraft YouTuber, there are at least a 100 bad ones.

Minecraft YouTuber by T0mBoi December 2, 2015

Minecraft Earth 

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.

Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick

Minecraft Earth by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock 

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020

minecraft bed

the best sleep you will ever get just make sure no monsters are nearby

"hey baby wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine"

minecraft bed by sexyalgeriangod September 9, 2019

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab 

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab is the new way of saying "DAM THAT MINECRAFT HENTAI IS LIT"

Man... Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab
Yeah man, sane

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab by Ocelidon January 26, 2018

Minecraft Oofer 

A young child, typically an 8-year old, who truly believes himself to be a god in Minecraft.

Hey, did you see Jack's little brother?
Yeah, he thinks he's a real Minecraft Oofer, doesn't he?

Minecraft Oofer by WolfredMontgomery March 13, 2018

Minecraft Gangster 

A user/person plays a block game (a.k.a Minecraft) and proceeds to sing hip-hop rap songs in public chatrooms or act like a gangster whilst talking to a user. What makes this dumb? They play Minecraft and act like they are apart of the bloods.

(NOTE: These users tend to actually not be who they are in real life.)

In a Discord chat room: "Imma shoot you up with my glock, 490 gang.

What they say when you confront them about their 'gangsterness': "I ain't a Minecraft gangster df, get outta here or I will shoot you with my glock.

Talking to a user: "Imma pull up with my squad to your house."

Minecraft Gangster by minemansimulator August 25, 2018