If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile.

The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.

"Why did you decide to learn German"?

"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."

by JayPlotz September 19, 2016

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Miles

Miles is a name of a faggot. He will most likely be super attached to you then break up with you out of nowhere. he sucks cow pussy

"hey dude, do you know that miles kid?"
"yeah, what a wasteyute"

by arthenya June 19, 2019

The frozen mile

Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing

Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing

Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile

Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo

by Sussybakabaka6969420 June 23, 2022

air miles

Pushing someone so hard they go flying

Damn bro he sent you flying!
Probably got some air miles

by oshjit December 14, 2016

Miles

He tries his best. He's had a rough life, but he's been trying to make things right with himself ever since he was able to gain his own understanding. He's very chill, and he can definitely be helpful in a situation when it calls for it. He'll always try to be there for his friends, even if he'll sometimes resort to pushing them away. Miles will brave a bad storm with you until everything is right with the world again, and he'll always, always try his best. Miles will always be empathetic, and find something within himself to help you out one way or another.

Miles? Like the Spider-Man Miles? That's so cool!

Not at all like the Spider-Man Miles.

by _wxrldly June 19, 2024

A DAMN 2 MILES

20,000 meters.

I had to drive A DAMN 2 MILES away from California.

by MG masterov November 6, 2016