Michael Vick

The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.

Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?

Lopez: Ok.

Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?

Lopez: Michael Vick

by OMGiTzBRONO August 8, 2007

Michael Ian Black

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.

"The State" sucked but those 80's deals on VH1 are great thanks to Michael Ian Black and company.

by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

Michael Vick

To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.

Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!

by Listat September 7, 2007

Michael

The sweetest of all guys, commitment and trust are his number one priority. Cute, kind, great personality are all him. Although he may get jealous easily, u an always reassure him with a kiss or maybe more, for easily forgiving is his middle name.

Perfecton michael

by MjG January 2, 2014

The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009

Michael Vick

A running back for the Atlanta Falcons.

Michael Vick lines up in the wrong spot, he is really a running back.

by TheBest May 13, 2005

Moist Michael

A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.

The female version is called a Moist Michelle.

I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'

by texas_lexus January 10, 2011