Mexican Salem Burning Log 

The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.

I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.

Mexican Salem Burning Log by PlagueTarot January 12, 2023

Mexican hoverboard 

The lawnmowers that you stand on while operating them

Candice: Where did Jose go?
Juan: Hes over there on the Mexican hoverboard

Mexican hoverboard by Candicejoe69 May 5, 2023

Mexican overdrive 

technique of letting a car roll downhill in neutral or even with the engine off.

Mexican overdrive by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Mexican inferno

when you cover your penis in purell to use as lubricant, then at money time u pull out light your penis on fire and blow a firey load jizz in her fire hydrant. then burn the house down using your still flaming penis as a lighter.

dude i used a mexican inferno on my girl friend last night and she broke up with me.

Mexican inferno by rage quitter November 26, 2010

mexican landmine 

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses

Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"

mexican landmine by Special Tim October 2, 2010

Mexican Ski Slope 

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.

Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.

Mexican Ski Slope by Pedro L. May 12, 2008

mexican throat baby

the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.

dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.

mexican throat baby by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008