Merced

A crappy town full of inbred ignorant hicks delaying their inevitable end to their crappy unaccomplished lives.

Holy shit you live in Merced??

by MILFHUNTER6968 September 12, 2025

Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.

No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."

by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025

jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.

Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo

by Dnods March 15, 2016

alexis mercer

A thing that will fuck anything with a dick

"Alexis mercer (a 14 year old) fucked Felix (22 year old) in the woods while she was on her period with protection .

by Suck_my_clit February 6, 2018

Vada Mercer

A Beautiful Waman That Eats Ice Cubes And Is A Food Hunter During The Night And Talks About Mems And Extends Her Words Like T H I C C

VADA MERCER IS NOT POSSIBLE IN A SENTENCE

by That One Your Married To March 21, 2018

mario marre

worlds cutest dog evveeeer. the owner of this amazing dog is the ottosson family who lives in sweden

i luv mario marre

by some weird stalker September 20, 2018

mario marre

mario marre is the world cutest dog owned by the ottosson family of sweden

mario marre is my dream

by some weird stalker September 20, 2018