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Mayonnaise

A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".
Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!
by אנגו ראדוס December 27, 2012
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Marilyn Manson

Popular American male make-up model who can be best described as industrial-for-retarded-folk, or shock-rock-that's-never-really-shocking-but-sometimes-cool. Gains popularity by having a few good songs while milking the whole hating-christianity-makes-you-semi-famous thing of the 90's. Got breast implants to try to shock more people, but musically-knowledgeable people know that Genesis P. Orridge did that already (and it made more sense in his case).

People claim he's goth (although I'm sure Manson doesn't claim so), which pisses off people who listen to Bauhaus.

Senseless profanity coupled with awesome stage-presence.
Marilyn Manson burned a bible on-stage, he must mean business!

Marilyn Manson pissed on the audience at a show. He must mean business!

Marilyn Manson purchased a Chinese skeleton of a child. How shocking. He must mean business!

Marilyn Manson got breast implants. He must mean bu-(busts up laughing).

Guy 1: Marilyn Manson is the next Alice Cooper!

Guy 2: *smacks Guy1 upside head*
by lingojac March 16, 2009
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Mawson

To keep ones job whilst repeatedly failing to deliver the goods.

Derives from the Actor Tony Mawson - who's repeat performance failures have not inhibited his career.
Is that Mawson still fucking up those servers
by Inherent in the system January 21, 2008
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Mayonnaisium

Typically found in the homes of the irresponsibly wealthy, a room designated for swimming in mayonnaise.
(The scene: Lord Wealthy's Manor. Doorbell chimes Tik-Tok by Ke$ha. Bulter Jeeves opens door)

Mr. So-and-So: Hello, I'm Mr. So-and-So. I have an appointment with His Grace Lord Wealthy.

Jeeves: Ah yes, Do come in, sir. I'm afraid m'lud will be delayed momentarily.

Mr.SS: Oh, I do hope I am not interrupting anything important.

J: Not at all, sir. M'lud is merely taking his postprandial dip in the Mayonnaisium.

Mr. SS: Ah, I see. Very good then.
by 2curious May 15, 2010
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Masonary Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position
The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.
by -Mason- August 31, 2011
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mason

a extremely good looking guy, the ladys love him and he plays lots of games. but if u get on his nerves he can become a jerk wad, so be cool around a mason
that mason is super cool
by bioninja August 29, 2016
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Mason

A boi that likes when you give him the D
by Bawan365 April 23, 2019
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