matthew

dick head

O, there is Matthew, the dick head who no one likes.

by MatthewHater December 17, 2011

matthew

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017

Matthew

A Matthew is a very nice person if you don't love Matthew then there is something wrong with you. You absolutely have to love Matthew.If he is not your boyfriend than he is a really good friend.You can trust him with most of your secrets but he can sometimes be a big mouth.So either way you gotta love Matthew.

Matthew is a really good friend

by Mj😁 March 25, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an American name, usually has divorsed parents, or adopted by Asians, but he mostly has a large hairy dick, and his butthole is hairy AF.

the name Matthew, He has divorsed parents, and a large hairy dick.

by untamed potatoe November 10, 2017

Matthew

Matt Is the guy you wanna just lick his dick up off the floor just let it sink in and just don’t let him pull out just let his dick sink into your pussy as long as it last.

Matthew stick it in me and never pull it out.

by Snag_his_dick_101 October 16, 2017

Matthew Scott Tetreault

a majestic bearded man who lives in the forest with his pretty little wife Jacqueline. He loves Pokemon and zombie killing. But also has a very sensitive side to him. He is one regal creature.

did you see Matthew Scott Tetreault with Jacqueline? They are so cute.

by JackieeJohnson May 27, 2011

Matthew Volwes

A massive twat face motherfucker who has no friends

Matt is a twat
Matthew Volwes is the biggest gay boy ever

by William Barber Starkey May 28, 2011