Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.
by hindenburg II March 21, 2010
Get the Absent Moneymug. Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
by guysm1ley April 17, 2023
Get the Sneeze Moneymug. by A'M May 16, 2017
Get the Curly moneymug. by Kuurt July 22, 2016
Get the money dampmug. One who seeks sexual relations with law enforcement to gain favor, personal advancement or access to further a career or studies. A person sexually attracted the power of the uniform, constructs of justice and badge, does not see officer as a person.
See also Holster Whore cop whore
See also Holster Whore cop whore
That A. J. major has been on more ride alongs then classes this week, I bet Cop Money.
J spends a lot of time volunteering should move though the ranks quickly since becoming Cop Money.
The dispatcher was laid off for being cop money.
J spends a lot of time volunteering should move though the ranks quickly since becoming Cop Money.
The dispatcher was laid off for being cop money.
by misogynyisuglyonucollegegirl November 9, 2013
Get the Cop moneymug. My negros.
While pointing at some trees, say in the most stereotypical Southern accent:
"Money grows on trees."
Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?
"Money grows on trees."
Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?
by Arnold Schwarze Nigger June 30, 2022
Get the Money Growsmug. Joe money is the nickname of Joseph Loewen, a famous basketball high-school player, he likes to spend his free time at a church named university vineyard.
by Kevlosch January 29, 2022
Get the Joe Moneymug.