Christmas morning

the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)
I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.
by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010
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top of the morning

After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye
Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning
by k1th February 11, 2010
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monday morning

a good moment to start sth, for example make an important phonecall you wanted to make already for a while but you did not dare
Well, then, I will do that on Monday morning!
by xalena September 23, 2006
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Morning Wood

A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.
M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!
by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 17, 2009
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Morning Dew

the act of sticking one's finger (or fingers) up one's own butthole and awaken the person (or persons)
next to you with the aroma.
Katie was awoken unexpectedly to the scents and subtle smells of the fresh Morning Dew.
by Dgreene August 12, 2010
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morning glory

seeds from the Ipomoea violacea family, they containe LSA wich is similar to LSD, they also make you sick as fuck and cause you to throw up repeatedly and violently. Seeds contain contain cyanide.
Man these morning glory's make me sick.....holy shit.....I'm Peter Pan, I can fly!!!
by creAtive January 22, 2004
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Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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