T.M.B

This plainly means Touch My Balls. This can be used in a number of different ways especially as an insult or just as a friendly gesture. Love it!!

"come and T.M.B bitch!!!"

by blabs October 7, 2007

MBG

Abbreviated form of Mexican Baby Gorilla - possibly the most annoying little fucker on the planet.

Chelsea: What is that orange thing over there? Oh yes!

Jim: Oh, that's an MBG, h'okay?

Chelsea: OMG that MBG is so fucking cute!

Jim: Actually, that MBG is too friggin' adorable, and it's pissing me off!

Chelsea: What? That little fucker is mocking me now! Why does it like it when I cry?

Jim: Poor Chelsea...

by trolling_motor May 30, 2011

MBIYF

massive boner in your face

Ex 1: shut the fuck up or you'll get a mbiyf.

Ex 2: keep talking dirty to me and get an mbiyf.

by bassix&&avisday April 21, 2010

Mbb

"Mommy best buddy" - the number one friend a woman has after hving children. Generally another woman with children the same or similar age.

"Thank you for being there through my ppd."
"That's what a mbb is for."

by Novii June 7, 2015

M.B.A.P

most bitch ass playa

i dont know whatchu heard aboot me, but im a mothafuckin MBAP

by chuuch September 10, 2003

I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

MBS

Abberavtion for Midget Butt Sex i.e. Best Thing Ever.

Man, Why isn't this MBS half off?

by TheColonCleaner October 30, 2004