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T.M.B

This plainly means Touch My Balls. This can be used in a number of different ways especially as an insult or just as a friendly gesture. Love it!!
"come and T.M.B bitch!!!"
by blabs October 7, 2007
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t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s.

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.
by Gangster Anonymous April 6, 2014
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T.M.B. crew

Stands for: The mad bombers. a graffiti crew founded by Ricky Kelly and Gordon W.(does not wish to list last name), they are a non violent crew. they originate from the suburbs of Detroit michigan.
i heard that he is part of the T.M.B. crew.
by Detroit police August 10, 2008
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t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s.

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.
by Gangster Anonymous March 16, 2014
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Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*
by XYungeloest July 11, 2021
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T.U.M.B.L.R.

Totally,Unsatisfying,Malarkey,Bullshit, Lame, Relationship (T.U.M.B.L.R.)
Hey you aren’t still wasting time, money, emotions, and genuine effort any more on that T.U.M.B.L.R. are you? Dat Hoe is nothing but a hospital bike.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
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i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d
by Suckmynose August 16, 2020
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