Low Ranker

A person or thing below your or it's rank. A manager out ranks an associate, the Golden Gate Bridge out ranks a lesser known bridge.

Sample: Don't do this job yourself, give it to a low ranker.
I'm not gonna go see that low ranker when I can see the Golden Gate Bridge instead.

by kittycatman2 April 21, 2009

Low-Income-Christmas

The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)

"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low-Income-Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."

"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low-Income-Christmas tomorrow"

by SnobSnob January 3, 2010

Low Cocker

A name synonymus with Zoe Leuchauer. She is, and always will be a low cocker.

Guy 1: Yo that gurl Zoe is a stone cold fox

Guy 2: Nah dont mess with that playa, she's a Low Cocker

Guy 1: Fuck Salt...

by Jose maria chico san juan April 21, 2011

low seven

a sly and undertoned reference to having sex with a girl

Dude, I'm totally going to give her the low seven

by naise83 August 14, 2011

low carbtarded

When you are on a low carb diet and feel like your brain is off

I ate 10 grams of carbs today.. I feel low carbtarded

by Muy mal September 14, 2013

low-pressure

Low-pressure meaning of having low pressure is as having no stress or simply being very laid back

tommy: that person has such a low-pressure
person: yea he sure does cook like one laid back mother f*cker

by godXen December 28, 2016

Low power mode

Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear

There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.

by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017