logicycle

a mathematical way to say 'wedgie'

i have a logicycle.. i think it's 2/3 the way into my butt

by lisaprincessofwales February 26, 2003

logical explanation

ideally seeking to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In alogical reasoning.

their is no logical explanation to what you said
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by nelsha moha March 9, 2016

Rachel-logic

Process of feminine reasoning as defined by <Rachel-1979> which provides a generalized form of feminine reasoning which is simultaneously unattainable and incontrovertible through traditional male reasoning.

Rachel: "That went down like a damp squid"
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".

Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!

by Jonny Random May 14, 2011

schaff logic

that which is 100% contradictory to actual truth or logic/ can be used by religiues figures such as brother.

that was schaff logic when she said the word hello had 46 letters in it

by JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! May 20, 2007

Logistical

A word commonly used by dumbfucks in place of the word "logical".

Girl: Stalking usually comes before anal rape.
Boy: Well, if you want to be logistical about it...

by Philstan January 16, 2009

Swiss Logic

Mike Schweitser's small penis.

He has swiss logic in his pants.

by Bakka Woozie May 4, 2003

Logic

Being 100% white but you think your 100% black

Logic is white, not black.

by Arabic Jew monkey August 4, 2017