Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.

1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."

by seanyB September 25, 2010

Lincoln Log

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.

Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"

by thezapperbam December 15, 2012

log hound

synonym of log watcher.

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

log off

Yet another way of saying you need a crap.

Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!

by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

trog log

1. A vehicle that is home to the trog.
2. A busted up pos Dodge brown van that wreaks of fecal matter and urine.

1. The man in the yellow shirt pissed all over the trog log.

2. Its fun to throw rocks at the trog log.

3. Doug drop kicked the trog log.

by Man In The Yellow Shirt March 1, 2004

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020