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Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.
1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."
by seanyB September 25, 2010
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Lincoln Log

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.
Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"
by thezapperbam December 15, 2012
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log hound

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
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log off

Yet another way of saying you need a crap.
Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!
by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003
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Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.
My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.
by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014
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log toss

to break off dating a guy that is a douche
I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!
by auntiereese August 13, 2014
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Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.
omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.
by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016
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