Dry Log

The act of fucking someone in the butt without lubrication.

"Bite the pillow I'm going in dry", said Bob as he gave Lucy a dry log.

by noparking2 June 1, 2011

Lincoln Log

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.

Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"

by thezapperbam December 15, 2012

log hound

synonym of log watcher.

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

log off

Yet another way of saying you need a crap.

Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!

by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.

My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.

by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014

mall-logged

What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.

After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home

by Apmac June 28, 2008