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logan

adjective; a logan is a person without a brain who believes that they not only have one, but that it is superior to most other brains. These doltish people are like talking to a wall, only the wall talks back.

these people often misunderstand things or purposly skew the meaning of something so that they can ramble off into some pointless and completly unrelated comment in hopes of a deep and meaningful conversation that no one else cares to take part in because they are always half-witted and inane.

variations:
loganize
loganism
loganish
"dont be a logan."

"urgh, he has the thought process and intellectual capacity of a seventh grader. what a fucking logan."
by ghettostarchild October 1, 2007
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Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.
"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?
by Matt September 25, 2007
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Legal Document

One who abides by all laws, loves to play cop man, is a snitch, goes and gets coffee every morning to patrol the school parking lot, makes you have parent permission for everything, doesn't care to trust anybody, very uptight, has their head up their ass, usually is someone in higher authority than you, reports crime, and follows the dress code every day at work or school. This person follows all of the rules, even lame rules.
"Sir, do you have a pass? No? What is that a phone, give me your phone."

"Well, my friend, you are a Legal Document for trying to be so law-like."
by Elite Enemy December 29, 2007
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Logan Longwell

a highly addictive penis enlargement pill that if used too much will result in a vagina being formed, thus being very contradictory to the name

also a French faggot... hahahaa
by DK en geo April 14, 2008
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legally by law

when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.

Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.

It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.
"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "
by Rob$ June 26, 2008
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Legally Dead

What the authorities declare you after you disappear into your basement to play an awesome video game for weeks on end.
I got Halo: Reach, and two weeks later I emerged to discover I'm legally dead.
by Rough Paintbrush September 20, 2010
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Logan Paul

Yo, did you get the Logan Paul disease?
by LoganPaulHa8r May 4, 2018
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