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Liberals

A people that claim to stand up for America by slandering and bashing President George W. Bush, backing up foreign powers who don't agree with stopping terrorism and dictatorous regimes, attacking anyone who voted for Bush and voted YES on the Same-Sex Marriage Amendment, and judging people for not liking abortion.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.
The lame-o-crats need to realize that they have the right to bitch about and bash all right-wingers because our boys and our girls are over there fighting the terrorists and other Muslim fanatics so they can have that right to bitch and bash!
by Republican Warrior February 17, 2005
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Liberals

One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.

Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.

Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject

Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically

Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?

Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.

Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: You've got "UMP"!

(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)

Person 1: For your own good Larry

Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
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Limberness

The act - "ness" of being limber
"How does limberness help you out! it doesnt!
at least not for what im talking about.. kicking your booty"
by jazzyjeffery August 17, 2011
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Limberer

A limberer is someone who keeps lying and claims that what the person says is 100% true.

It can also be used for people that doesn't clean their rooms, even when given a million dollars to do it.
Youre such a limberer right now

Stop being a limberer and clean up.
by 69 Nova June 5, 2018
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limberkind

LIMBERKIND IS COOL
by ooaz August 17, 2021
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Limbertt

Has the biggest dick in the world, is totally black, BBC for sure and gets all the girls
Wow, limbertt has a 12 inch cock
by Kzndhsjbd November 22, 2021
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Lamberguesa

1. When a male grabs his genitals in a five on three choke hold.
2. Flashing ones genitals to a passer-by while grasping them firmly yelling "LAMBERGUESA"
"Yo man, you saw my nuts you faggot! I could lamberguesa you all day son! It looks like a division sign doesn't it, or maybe even a hamburger."
by Detroyt July 6, 2008
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