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Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.
Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!
by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022
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lamnesia

What someone wandering the streets in an apparent "mental blank" claims to have when informed not only of his identity, but dat he's wanted by da cops.
A number of individuals who claim to not know who they are turn out to be escaped convicts; sounds like classic cases of "lamnesia" to me.
by QuacksO September 26, 2022
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Lainee Delmaestro

A really pretty girl that PROBABLY has a lazy eye. But really cute anyway and would kiss :))) xxxxx
Lainee Delmaestro is really cute and I love her even though she has a vagina mint xx <333
by yk who 72222 July 2, 2023
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rockwood lane

Rockefellers race track
it s the Rockefellers racetrack Rockwood lane
by cowboy jones walter September 24, 2009
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Crabby Lane

A place for grouchy or ill tempered individuals
Wow Jim! You just took a hard right down Crabby Lane!
by Jusdecs October 1, 2009
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Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.
This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!
by HyperDunks November 21, 2010
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