laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!
by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009
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Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet
Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long
by Pipelayerbutpoop April 10, 2024
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Lai lai

Yek is always reminded to cook dinner for his Lai lai
by Yek's Lai lai March 10, 2021
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Lai lai

The mother-in-law to a person who is residing with the paternal side of the family. If the male partner is residing with the female's parent(s) then the male undertakes the woman's role and addresses his mother-in-law as his lai lai.
Wes has a lai lai.
by Bapukwes March 12, 2021
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Lai lai

A mother-in-law to a person residing with the maternal side of the family.
Wes has a lai lai and he serves his lai lai everyday.
by Bapukwes March 12, 2021
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lai lai

lai lai is a greeting commonly used in the game Lost Ark. It can mean all sorts of things, usually with very positive connotations, however most people recognize it as a constant reminder of the existential dread that is eating them up from the inside as well as the agonizing pain they feel when whiping to Argos for the 5th consecutive time.
lai lai everyone!
by FLOROID May 16, 2022
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seb lay

when u just love sheilas a little bit too much
oh no he has done a seb lay
by Jed Harrowell January 25, 2021
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