july 24th

july 24th is national ask out ur crush day.

ASK THEM OUT ON JULY 24TH ALREADY U PUSSY🤭🤭

by ootem6900 June 23, 2022

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

July 16

We should make this the bitch day. A day where you flip off bitches, fuck bitches, Fight bitches etc.

Girl: I'm gonna fight that bitch.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl: Because it's July 16 national bitch day

by July 3rd January 5, 2022

July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

by Idkska January 19, 2022

17th July

National Emoji Day! People born on this day are natural leaders too!

Me: ITS 17th July !

X: ok and?
Me: NATIONAL EMOJI DAY

by hugzsunkin January 20, 2022

July 27

Girls born on July 27th are the prettiest girls ever. Count yourself lucky if you’re born on July 27th, you’re absolutely stunning.

Person 1: What’s the date?

Person 2: July 27th
Person 1: Oh it’s that day where all the prettiest girls are born on.

Person 2: I heard that it’s Jodie’s birthday today.

Person1: Makes sense, she’s gorgeous.

by Jodie Hodgkiss November 13, 2021