Trifective Joint

A joint with three points.

I totaly rolled a trifective joint today.

by Trifective Bch August 28, 2009

Dad Joint

A dad joint is a joint that is poorly rolled possibly with one hand that is straight and not cone shaped. It might not look great but it still gets the job done in the end.

After we smoked that dad joint I passed out in line for laser pink floyd

by Kent Dorfman February 4, 2017

A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

by Pianopunk August 21, 2017

Double Barrel Joint

Two rolled joints inside of one joint wrap

Did someone say roll a double barrel joint?

by Reztark August 15, 2011

C Joint

Noun; A joint containing a combination of marijuana and cocaine.

Fool you gonna skin up a C Joint or what?

by MagikLegion July 22, 2010

Janitoris

A female janitor. Formed by jamming together the words Janitor and Clitoris.

Here comes the Janitoris to clean up the mess that was left in the hallway. Damn she is fuck ugly.

by James Chip March 28, 2009

Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."

Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.

by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010