Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Johnny Depp

An innocent human being who's wife tried to take everything away from him but absolutely failed!! Because he's innocent.

You know Johnny Depp? Yes, the innocent actor who is still kicking ass.

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Johnny Deppic

a film character played by Johnny Depp; also any film starring Johnny Depp.

This movie is Johnny Deppic.

by Lil Lieu August 22, 2011

Johnny Depposition

The Amber Heard and Johnny Depp defamation trial.

I was watching the Johnny Depposition

by RedRedRed Red April 21, 2022

Johnny Depp

A guy with a jar of dirt that we love so much.

Johnny Depp: "I've got a jar of dirrrt! I've got a jar of dirrrt!"

by _exclussivee._ May 18, 2022

johnny paycheck'd

Quitting your job with emphasis by telling people how you really feel and where you'd like them to go.

As in Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It".

Just as HR dropped the bomb on me I "Johnny Paycheck'd" all of my co-workers that I disliked.

by Unemployed again February 12, 2010

Triple Johnny

Triple Johnny is a ERW Superstar, Triple Johnny debuted in November of 2020. Johnny would go on to win 5 UK Championships. In May of 2020, Triple Johnny fought for the ERW world title but lost. Triple Johnny also won the Money In The Bank Contract in June, but failed to cash it in. Triple Johnny has gotten victories on people such as Kevin Arts.

Triple Johnny has defeated Kevin Arts!

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt June 16, 2021