jingelobin gobblewobble the III

the mighty and prosperous king of Delaware who was beloved by dingle gingle

jingelobin gobblewobble the III was hit by a driver that was under the influence

by The Goggly Mocklier June 18, 2024

Jinglenog

When you tie a sleigh bell to your balls while saying, "Ho Ho Ho" while pounding it from the back. The receiver must be wearing a elf hat with sleigh bells as well.

*Note: The bells must be gold and must jingle.

"This Christmas, I plan to Jinglenog my girlfriend and give her that Christmas spirit."

by RhondClassic October 17, 2024

Jinging

Whenever you and another individual dig up a close deceased Relative (Said relative must be uncircumcised) and harvest their Foreskin to knit quilts and other things of that nature. You can also use the newly harvested Foreskin to Dock, by Sewing the patchy Foreskin to you and said other persons own Penises as a connector (resembling that of a Chinese finger trap) and Going forwards and backwards as you would when doing traditional docking techniques.

Hey Baylor do you want to go Jinging with me tonight? My Uncle just recently passed away.

by BigStinkySock December 18, 2024

Jingle Sting

A 'Jingle Sting' is when a bit of the song "Jingle Bells" is heard in a non-traditional Christmas song, such as a rock song.

There is a 'Jingle Sting' at the end of Bruce Springsteen's version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".

by rick420buzz December 21, 2024

Jangover

Hangover caused due to heavy partying on New Year’s Eve/New years day.

“New year resolutions start from Jan 2nd brother, today (referring to new year) everybody shall be in Jangover”.

by _nks43_ January 1, 2025

Jingle Bells

When two men DP a female and their balls smack together.

I hate threesomes when me and my friend jingle Bells just to make her black out.

by Dahammer888 January 11, 2025

jinglespinjelqing

jinglespinjelqing is defined by a person rotationally performing the art of jelqing, which resembles a top being spun, thus giving us the jelqing variation known as spin jelqing. Spinjelqing by itself is the basic act of performing jelqing rotationally, however, the specifics of jinglespinjelqing refer to someone spinjelqing during holiday time, most often Christmas time, thus the element "jingle" in the name. Jinglespinjelquing refers to an individual engaging in spinjelquing in the christmas time

My apologies for missing the wedding, I was pre-occupied with an extensive session of jinglespinjelqing, because it's Christmas time of course

by Gudmonke February 4, 2025