PULL A JESSE GONZALES

To be such a cocky jerk that no one ever wants to talk to you again

John: I"m the best ever, no one will ever touch me.

Lupe: dude, don"t pull a jesse gonzales

by A MAD FAN October 2, 2011

Barnegat, New Jersey

A town in ocean county where there isn't a single thing to do besides have bonfires and go to the high school football games. Hence all the kids that do nothing but hang out and smoke weed.

Let's go to Barnegat, New Jersey and smoke some weed Or go to a football game and stand around talking because there's not a single other thing to do.

by CAP98 April 22, 2016

New Jersey

The best state in the country. Is often dissed by Pennsylvanians because of the infamous "Fifteen Miles of Universal Fart" but I'd sure as hell rather smell that than cow manure and all the other shit PA has to offer.

PA Native: You're from Jersey huh? What exit?
Jersey Native: 98, fuck-you-very-much.

by A Jersey Girl Stuck in PA December 9, 2004

Jesse

the most beautiful girl in the whole world. yes, that's right, I said girl. only the prettiest girls are named Jesse. usually the feminine version of this name is spelled Jessie with an ie at the end, but not this girl. she giggles at everything and can break necks when she walks into a room. she is athletic and sporty. she can still look great with dirt on her face and a falling out pony tail. every boy wants to date her and all the girls want to be her. she is the most beautiful girl ever, inside and out.

jesse is the most wonderful girl ever

by godeyem8 October 15, 2015

Jersey Shore Fist Pump

When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air

I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.

by Jizzleman34 December 19, 2009

Jersey Accent

What most people call the dialect spoken in Staten Island, Bayonne and parts of Long Island. The actual Northern NJ accent today is a mellowed version of a New York Accent, which in itself has its origins in the original British accent. (As NY was a Tory region for so long.) NYers tend to drop their R's more than NJers but otherwise pronounce words like coffee and talk as (kawfey) and (tawk) And New York like Nu-yawk.)

With So many hundreds of thousands of people moving to and from the NYC metro area every year, The traditional Jersey Accent has all but disappeared.

by 07079 January 23, 2009

Jesse Underhill

A social media star that didn’t post about BLM until his friends/supporters begged him too. He also has said the n word countless times on live and whenever someone called him out for it he says “Yo chill, I didn’t say it”. He is also a pedo and he hits on underaged girls and sends nudes to them.

Jesse Underhill is not as good as he seems <3

by idkyoufoff July 8, 2020