jake hollister

Chubby little bastard who smells of shit and has a hot mum

Hey look all the burgers are gone, it must have been a Jake hollister

by Jake’s fat June 29, 2021

jake debrusk

A tasty male hockey player that can win the heart of anyone with his smile

Angelica: did you see Jake Debrusk last night, he’s so cute
Erica: yea, I know right

by Tastycakecat May 23, 2019

Jake Zumwalt

super rad motha' trucaka!

"that dude, is such a Jake Zumwalt!"

by Orieda Banged October 19, 2008

Jake Goodman

a funny, quiet guy who gives good rides in bed and therefore is sometimes referred to as a cowboy. A guy who is fun to talk to in person but sometimes is boring to text. has yummy popsicles that are great to lick when it gets hot. also has a huge dick and brags about it all the time. is quiet but can be very cocky at times

girl #1: "omigod, last night was so amazing"
girl #2: "girrrlll, how did it go??"
girl #1: "he gave such a good ride, what a Jake Goodman"

by poopface123 July 24, 2012

Jake Stevens

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH

by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011

Jake Xuereb

Liba pufta

Jake Xuereb dak il liba pufta

by Minu123 August 15, 2021

Jake Benson

The Angle Of Deaths Little Bro

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!

by Goldenboy8678 April 30, 2013