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jake hollister

Chubby little bastard who smells of shit and has a hot mum
Hey look all the burgers are gone, it must have been a Jake hollister
by Jake’s fat June 29, 2021
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Jake Zumwalt

super rad motha' trucaka!
by Orieda Banged October 19, 2008
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jake debrusk

A tasty male hockey player that can win the heart of anyone with his smile
Angelica: did you see Jake Debrusk last night, he’s so cute
Erica: yea, I know right
by Tastycakecat May 23, 2019
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Jake Stevens

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH
by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011
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Jake Benson

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!
by Goldenboy8678 April 30, 2013
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jake english

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
by crabify October 2, 2021
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jakes head

A person with a huge cranium/really huge head
by Pepp3rmint January 5, 2018
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