candy jones

Major creeper on all social media platforms.

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.

by London topaz April 21, 2018

Spencer-Jones

The art of ex-urbanites venturing into the realm of cross-dressing once they’ve matured away from the lure of inner city pleasures. Named after actor and comedian Chris Spencer-Jones after his return from a bustling Norwegian city to humble Norwich.

Look at Chris, being a Spencer-Jones with his new Bodycon dress and love for hedges now he’s grown up a bit

by Mr Bayliss March 25, 2019

smokey Jones

also “smokey J”
a joint

“hey pass the smokey Jones”
“let me hit that smokey J”

by zinkle jamie January 7, 2023

scrotum jones

Male prostitute / Elias

My name is scrotum Jones

by Kush Dealer March 16, 2017

phenom jones

The coldest man to walk the planet Earth.

Phenom Jones is really the coldest.

by Phenom Jones November 22, 2021

jess jones

She’s a badass and super fit. I don’t even know why she’s still single. Plus her name was stolen by that girl on that shitty Netflix show.

Jess jones is well cool

by TheRealJessJones October 27, 2017

Tom Jones

A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.

“He did a Tom Jones on her.”

“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”

Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.

My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.

by literary.muse September 2, 2010