j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j

by Python3 April 18, 2019

J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

Jelly J

a lit ass mf toronto rapper

Jelly J dropped his new mixtape last night, shit was fire

by Real Whiite September 10, 2020

Bleed J

Blow Job after period sex.

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.

by JBG1024 August 15, 2019

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it

my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "

by Scottsibi October 9, 2016