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horny bastard

Namely, Alexander Schussler. Attends school at Rutgers Newark and loves to do anything with an orafice. Craves sex and food 24/7.
That horny bastard will spread his cock milk on any bitch with 2 legs!
by RU-Newark December 14, 2008
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scared horny

When one is so afraid and experiencing so much fear that their scared emotions get all mixed up and the end result is extreme horniness with fearful shaking and or crying. Or, when one is so horny that they find themselves absolutely terrified of everything!
"Claire couldn't stop the shaking in her legs... she didn't know if it was the fear... or the horniness. Yes, there was a murderer in the house, but she hadn't gotten any for a whole day and while she was afraid for her life she had that insatiable lust; there was only one explanation: she was scared horny."
by enumclaw man 2k MGK March 18, 2010
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bring on the horny

Reading, watching, hearing or observing something that instantaneously triggers, full force, the physical reaction of arousal.
"Are you watching porn? Bring on the horny!"
by jenniferfarley1@hotmail.com August 7, 2008
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Horny Gorilla

In skydiving, a freefall formation, in which 4-8 skydivers start docked in a star, and hook their feet together in the center.
Hey! Let's do a horny gorilla and pull before 4000!
by Chris Carmon August 30, 2006
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HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

when a hydralisk (zerg unit) gets all horny and ejaculates on your terran medic

starcraft player with hidden cults and worshipped all over starcraft
all hail HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk
*bows down
by Jason Xu January 9, 2005
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horny bear

noun.

1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.

The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.
1: Timing is key when performing a horny bear.

2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"
by passthecoolwhip September 22, 2010
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crazy horny

when youre so horny you kinda stop thinking and just roll with whatever you get the impulse to do.
you can also be crazy pissed, crazy sad, crazy happy, etc.
guy 1: dude did you hook up with your sister last night??
guy 2: yah man, i was crazy horny
by crazy horny March 5, 2009
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