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hatty hattington

hey have you met hatty he best frend
ye
hatty hattington is handsome gentleman
by halflifefan69 August 24, 2022
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Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her
by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022
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Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
by anonymous September 16, 2022
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Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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brandon.hastings

Is hot
by Daddy12318351 February 13, 2023
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street hazing

Hazing on the streets by street fraternities for initiation involves various activities aimed at testing and challenging new members. These activities can range from physical tasks and endurance tests to mental and emotional challenges. The purpose of hazing is to establish a sense of camaraderie and loyalty within the fraternity, but it can also have negative consequences, including physical harm, emotional distress, and even legal repercussions.
Hey, new kid. Get ready for some street hazing.
by BonehardReaper August 24, 2023
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not having it

if someone is annoying you simply respond with "not having it" to get across that your really just not having jt
person 1: kay why ess
person 2: not having it
by paigey :3 September 25, 2023
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